Listen up, world! I watch The Jersey Shore. And I'm here to defend it (to some extent). Pauly is truly a nice guy (questionable morals, true, but judge not). Who wouldn't like Pauly D? And Deena is funny and just wants to be a good friend to all. Snooks and I are kind of parting ways since I really think she's going overboard lately on the sauce. I don't want to see her go the way of Amy Winehouse. Jenny is cool but is having an off season. Vinny has been taking himself a little too seriously lately, and dare I say it, Sam&Ron are getting better. Mike is just a lunatic, what's wrong with him? Ever since the head-into-the-wall-episode in Florence he's just been off. I do think it's time to wrap things up though. Cabs are here. And maybe stage an intervention for Snooks. But it was a fun time.
The cast enjoys a typical afternoon tea in the shore house.